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curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

(via angrydana)

Anonymous:  Imagine if guys had sex in belly buttons instead of vaginas. maaaan I fucked her belly soooooo hard last night

That may be happening in a parallel universe right now maaaaan …..

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via jakethemailman)

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

Damn I wish I was high for this post

(Source: frenchy--fries, via let-sbeinsanity)

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

(via averagefairy)

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