thebootydiaries:

how men b looking at you while revving their engine

nerdgul:

silverhawk:

Mustache noodle

thebootydiaries:

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy’s inner monologue: you fool! You’ve activated my trap card, “Without me? ;)” it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

(Source: horsegirlkj, via thebootydiaries)

acoolguy:

m86:

acoolguy:

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

thats your bones

every day i learn some more

(via thebootydiaries)

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

memes–memes:

(via toots-toots)

wordsnquotes:

“Being honest may not get you a lot of friends but it’ll always get you the right ones.”

— John Lennon

(Source: wordsnquotes.com)

teenagerposts:

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

(via greatwhiteprivilege)